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SPETSNAZ - Like ninjas, only with assault rifles...


TAGS: ninja gun spetsnaz russian
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Mike

Wrong - August 16, 2009, 12:49 am
If it were white, you'd notice the dude lying down or whatever. Because it's black it can look like a bit of tree, so you don't notice the geezer holding it.
Anonymous - January 20, 2009, 2:23 am
It's work better if the gun was white too.
Torquemada - July 16, 2008, 7:34 am
Spetsnaz... Russians on motifake?


WALL-E - Russian Edition


TAGS: wall e russian
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Jackarus

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:49 pm
Jungle camo for urban equipment?
KoU - January 9, 2012, 12:44 pm
yeah, u right, looks ' like Johnny 5
TwistedNinjaPirate - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
Looks more like Johnny 5


RUSSIA - Their speed cameras have a No Tolerence strategy.


TAGS: russian speed camera
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by MustyK

suenero - November 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
5L's from me. As someone from a city with too many speed cameras, this is funny as hell.
Untamedfifty - February 24, 2010, 6:32 am
fail and why is the shell belt halfway through with loaded rounds?


VLADIMIR PUTIN - Gets All The Cute Blonde Russian Chicks


TAGS: putin chick vladimir russian cute
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by AardRinn

suzieq - January 27, 2012, 10:11 pm
I bet he gets all the russian blue pu55y too :)


LIFE -


TAGS: life russian roulette guns
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:24 pm
That's usually the goal of suicide, Escher.
Derek - August 3, 2009, 12:14 am
It's what hand-guns are best at.
Hey - March 15, 2009, 5:51 pm
Do ya feel lucky?
Escher - January 17, 2009, 11:20 pm
I....am speechless. Anyone that would use a .454 Casull for a self-inflicted gunsh** wants to make d*** sure they're dead.


RECYCLING - Russians hate it


TAGS: recycling russians hate police greenpeace
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by brnn19

jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 10:09 pm
Brnn, listen to these people! RR and mooo put out great stuff and been here a long time. No offense to Ed-Hyde, Im just not as familiar with his work as I am RR and mooo. They are trying to help you, stop acting b*** hurt, listen to them and go for it!
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:30 am
So you would prefer a page that only shows copies from other sites? I think, motifake is not the right place for you. I'll hit some more b***ons here to compensate your absence. Way to go! ;)
brnn19 - September 15, 2010, 2:34 am
A surefire way to reduce page impressions and thus revenue. Way to go!
rerun - September 14, 2010, 8:12 pm

then by all means please do not deny them your patronage
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 4:50 pm
They say there is no bad advertisement... Maybe all the negative fuss has its upside. On the other matter - as stated previously, there are "other" similar sites - somewhere someone will care enough to approve.
rerun - September 14, 2010, 11:51 am

well brnn19, I can help resolve this quite quickly. Would you like us to just stop approving your posters?
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 11:00 am
Keep it up brnn19. Welcome to Motifake! And these guys, who accuses you of ripping, you'll thank them later. They are nice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:32 am
Approvers don't have time to research every poster, We have to trust you not to plagiarize. If your other posters are original then they will be judged on funny alone.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 10:30 am
Well, several other posters of mine have been approved, let's see on what grounds would someone blame them as well...
forseti - September 14, 2010, 9:19 am
LOL TTH! I copied a poster too in my early days (at least a 3L pic!!!!!111). No problem brnn19, just try to be creative next time. The community want to see some new stuff (and perhaps you can be proud of what you've done!). ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 8:41 am
Someone on the other site ripped it off from here and then traveled back in time to post it a week ago? Pretty elaborate just to steal a 2L poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:37 am
There is no "competing" site...but yeah...don't be a thief.
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 8:33 am
Sounds good, but the above image AND caption were posted on a competing site a week ago.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 7:49 am
Or the other site ripped it off from here? Logos or anything? No...
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:06 am
Ripped off from another site. 1L, do your own.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - VODKA DRINKS YOU


TAGS: vodka kelsey russian reversal america
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by tully45

pzykosiz - November 11, 2010, 5:12 pm
worst soviet russian joke ever. 1L
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 2:06 am
Valid argument #85.
Sorbe - November 11, 2010, 2:00 am
The real fail is the choice of Vodka. Right underneath "ABSOLUT" it says "Country of Sweden"
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:35 pm
Now, had you said girls pass out vodka... you'd still be unfunny. But less unfunny than this.
gufbal - November 10, 2010, 9:30 pm
yeah, cause their is no soviet anymore, its just vodka.
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Before anyone says anything, I approved this. Kids, don't do this. It's got the range of a Daisy Air Rifle, and the creativity and originality of Dane Cook. Sovite Russia posters are best left in the hands of the experienced.


RUSSIAN LIVING -




RUSSIAN ARTILLERY BATTERIES - Kicking America's Arse Since 1902


TAGS: russian artillery batteries
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by dylan

Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 6:06 pm
Well played Sean, but I think the winner here is HurHur, besides, there's a reason, or more of an excuse, why the Americans wanted to set up a missile base in Poland. They're afraid of everyone.
Sean - January 30, 2009, 5:36 pm
Ya cupple a noobs. "Victory in battle belongs to the side who best commands and utilises the prairie dog (or ground squirrel -- same dif)." Sun Tzu
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:34 pm
the survivors will close in, whilst you're destroying the others, too quickly for you. At that point, a single hit to a ship and 1/3rd ton of explosive is Bad News (TM).
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:33 pm
means you have very limited time to respond with short range defences due to the Mach 3 speed. Even with those defences operating at 100% efficiency, it's a simple matter of maths, around 3 dozen missiles and several are GOING to get through, because
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:31 pm
5) Hawkeye's will have their range knocked back by jamming, plus the Russians have a specialised long range anti-radar missile specifically to deal with E-2's and E-3's. 6) Phalanx is not strong enough to down a Sunburn reliably. 7) The speed of Sunburn
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:29 pm
since the Sunburns come in at 15ft above sea level, the curvature of the Earth limits your detection range at that point. 4) The Su-33 can carry the Sunburn, plus enough AAM's to match a fully loaded F/A-18F, so the fighter issue is solved.
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:26 pm
1) SM-3 is anti-ballistic, pretty much useless against a sea skimming missile. 2) The Russians carry far more and largely more powerful jammers in said Su-33's than you'll get in a US CVBG Air Wing. 3) SM-2 Missiles would have a very short time to respond
Culos - January 28, 2009, 4:57 pm
Unless of course it comes in fun-bags?
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:47 pm
Oh, and it's not all of the milk that comes in bags, that merely an abominable option ....
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:45 pm
While it's true that hockey evolved from the "sport" of clubbing baby seals, or so I'm led to believe, the clubbing of baby seals is widely regarded as the most disgraceful thing about Canada ... with bags of milk being a distant second.
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:40 pm
Oh come on! Your milk is in bags fer cryin' out loud! And killing baby seals with clubs is like a national sport or something...or is that hockey? I get them confused.
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:38 pm
Oh, Not Cool. Not!
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:37 pm
Wait, you already live in Canada.
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
d*** you Sean...d*** you to hell!!!
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
missiles like the Sea Sparrow or SRAM systems. It would take an extremely lucky 1-in-a-million sh** to get through to the Carrier.
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:35 pm
commetus interruptus. gotcha!
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:35 pm
to confuse the missile's active radar guidance system. Too many ways to stop these things before they get in close - then they can be defeated by the Phalanx (although there would likely be fragmentary damage from the close-in explosion) or shorter range
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:33 pm
of Fighters guided by Hawkeye AEW aircraft (possibly an E-3) and the Aegis radar on the Aegis Cruiser and Burke Destroyers. They both carry SM2 & SM3 missiles which are very capable of shooting down the Sunburn. Then, of course, they can also depl
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 4:31 pm
The air-launched version of the Sunburn is designed for launch from the naval-variant Flanker, which can only carry 1 at a time. a**uming the Carrier Air Group hasn't already launched against the enemy carrier, these guys still have to get past a gauntlet
HurHur... - January 28, 2009, 3:58 pm
Of course, a**uming that the Ruskies only send one bomber and one missile on that bomber...which, beingthe Russians, they wouldn't.
HurHur... - January 28, 2009, 3:55 pm
Actually the sunburn is that fast and that capable that your anti-missile defence systems have a 1/100 chance of taking it down. And that's if you reply fast enough.
LogicDude - January 28, 2009, 3:36 pm
You're right...I mean a missile like the SM-3 that can (and has) shoot down a satellite in low orbit would have no chance against an antiship missile. We may as well just scrap our Navy and go home and cry. Do your research next time Timmy.
HurHur... - January 28, 2009, 1:56 pm
One bomber costs a lot less than a whole carrier group, and besides your anti-missile defence systems SUCK beyond belief. Plus any bomber that can launch a missile travelling at Mach 3 doesn't have to get close. So, who fails? Yep. The US-not-so-au-fAit.
LogicDude - January 26, 2009, 4:11 pm
Durhurhur...you fail. Try s****** on an SM-3 from an Aegis-class Cruiser (found in every carrier group). You'll go down faster than any Russki SS-N-22.
HurHur... - January 26, 2009, 3:37 pm
Point 4: FAIL! The Mig 44 has OPTICAL stealth coating using ionised plasma, funny... America's jets are all visible... plus, all it would take to destroy a whole US carrier group is one Russian bomber and a half-dozen Sunburn Missiles. Suck on that.
Ur Retarded - December 24, 2008, 5:49 pm
1. That's an anti-tank rocket 2. That's a WWII german helmet 3. Russians and Americans have never fought directly 4. American military technology surpases the Russians in every single way. Ever. 5. Its a frickin ground squirrel
Dude - August 11, 2008, 11:41 pm
Fail! They've never fought directly.


I'LL TAKE A... - Darn, missed again!


TAGS: russian mcdonalds subway on the go
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Vitek

Derek - November 19, 2009, 1:15 am
McRuski's - subway drive-in?
stavro1 - November 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
thanks
agdaniele - November 18, 2009, 11:32 pm
More of these, less of everything else. 5L


INVENTIONS -


TAGS: european american and russian inventions
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Renza - February 8, 2013, 6:49 am
isn't russia technically in asia and not europe?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:46 am
says the guy wit 0 posters made, and no avatar. make some jokes before you criticize others
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:28 pm
Europeans created invented the microscope. Russia is part of Europe. the1stCOMMI3 is an ignoramus.
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:30 pm
in5ightful


Fantastic -




STATISTICALLY - 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette.


TAGS: russian roulette
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Kung-Fu Devil - November 17, 2010, 1:14 pm
He should have used a minigun.
forseti - November 16, 2010, 6:42 pm
deskicio should have used a revolver instead of a pistol when he tried it the first time...
Kung-Fu Devil - November 16, 2010, 1:57 pm
You do realise that Russian Roulette is played with one gun, don't you? That one gun has only 1 bullet in it, leaving 5 empty.
TheTrashHeap - November 16, 2010, 8:40 am
There "are" 7 guns in this picture. You don't exactly win yourself deskicio.
deskicio - November 16, 2010, 8:03 am
There is 7 guns in the picture, you fail!
matt28 - August 29, 2010, 1:14 pm
Statistically 0 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette... with an automatic pistol!
rerun - August 29, 2010, 9:11 am

90% of statictics are made up numbers


RUSSIAN BOXERS - He's on steroids? No way!


TAGS: russia russian ivan drago rocky balboa box boxers boxing
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by fineline

FatherTyme - June 22, 2011, 1:49 pm
"I must break you" arguably the best one that i've seen...


IRANIAN MISSLES - Thank God they're made with Russian parts.


TAGS: iranian missiles russian
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by NetTechGuy

max841982 - December 15, 2010, 6:20 pm
If they were made in soviet union, US wouldn't exist...
Fucktard - December 24, 2008, 10:45 am
Russian components, American components... ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!!
Culos - December 24, 2008, 10:33 am
First of all these are weapons of a** destruction, secondly the parts came from France.....


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Do they have "In Capitalist America..." jokes?




VODKA MARKETING -


TAGS: russian bride drink
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 7:59 pm
Masterfully captioned! 5L!


RUSSIAN SPECIAL FORCES - When exactly is this technique going to be needed?


TAGS: russian special forces
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by ratman

rodangol - March 3, 2012, 4:34 pm
yes, you must be able to handle your gun in any situation
kekeke - February 26, 2011, 7:58 pm
Naive American boys.
Pluto516 - August 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
The technique is used to shoot a bad guy in a crowd of people. Fall to your back and shoot upward through the bad guy.
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 10:03 pm
I gotta say with as much vodka as they are accustomed to drinking lying on the floor must be second nature for these peeps.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 9:30 pm
Probably doesn't seem too useful on SOCOM, does it?


RUSSIAN ROULLETTE - For Wimps




AMERICANS - Was there any in Berlin on may 1945..?


TAGS: americans usa wwii war win vicrory russians
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Roman

Dman1965 - July 7, 2012, 10:31 pm
i could say the yanks joined in after they sold britain and europe all that steal for maximum profit ... but then again many many great american young men died along with all their allied brothers and sisters to help save this world from nazi tyranny
oaktree - February 17, 2011, 9:37 pm
Keep in mind that Russia was just fighting the Germans on on the Eastern frond by ground and air....ok a little in the sea. Mean while, U.S. was fighting the Germans in the west, south, air and sea....oh yea and fighting the Japan.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Try to keep it light, ok?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
Cool your jets a little, Georgi... this is an entertainment site... we'd rather not start a movement here.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:30 am
After 30 million people murdered by those worthless animals, they deserved what we gave them. Every last bit of it.
DreMagnum - February 24, 2010, 11:07 pm
hey oaktree, you mad?
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 11:06 pm
Oh No! It is Culos, the Nazi grammar police. Go f*** your suck cupcake. What the hell do you know about WWII?
culos - February 24, 2010, 5:50 pm
oaktree if you don't know what you're talking about it is better not to comment at all. By the way, your English sucks. In conclusion, leave the Interweb and go back to school. Amen
oaktree - February 24, 2010, 10:44 am
All you people need to read a little more. Eisenhower decided to let the Russians to take Berlin. Because they where fighting German since June of 1941 and they push the German army out of their country.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:14 pm
Back to the point of the Poster, Gen. Patton could've been in Berlin long before the Ruskies if he hadn't been ordered to stop. RUssia got Berlin because the rest of the Allies let them. End of debate, now F*** OFF!!!!!
Moog - July 17, 2009, 9:58 pm
Russians: Lend Lease. Learn it. In hindsight we'd have been better off to leave you at the tender mercies of Adolf.
Baron von Tofurkey - June 26, 2009, 3:00 am
meh: "D Day came too late to make a difference..." thank you for letting me read the stupidest, most ignorant statement in the history of humankind. Truly well done. Oh, and um, one other thing...Italy was of vital f*cking importance, u stupid twat.
Meh... - June 14, 2009, 2:59 am
While the brits and the yanks were fighting a couple hundred thousand Germans (split between Africa and Italy), USSR fought 4 million. D-Day came too late to make a difference and both Africa and Italy were of marginal importance.
Meh.. - June 14, 2009, 2:57 am
Eh Americans, then you don't know history, you pull random nonsense out of your a**. As demonstrated by "LogicDude".
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:26 pm
*grate (I think)
Sean - June 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
AMERICANS They know the secret to great lovin' and great warrin': it's way better to come late, than to come early.
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 9:19 pm
Why thank you my "greated" parmesan friend! (for the dummies: I know how to spell "grated"...I changed it to "great" to compliment the Cheesemeister!) bye!
Cheeseman - June 2, 2009, 4:40 pm
I have a bookcase of books for the last centuries wars, and iu don't need so say anything cause Logicdude has proved what dumbasses you all are. America was also unofficially helping before 42 with supplies and merchant shipping across the atlantic.
DjaPavlak - May 29, 2009, 11:10 pm
We let Russia take it, let them get revenge on the Facist s.o.b's
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 3:00 pm
The US suffered 18,000+ casualties on the first day of the invasion of Italy. THAT was a pretty serious meat-grinder. Seems pretty earnest to me.
All American - April 2, 2009, 1:37 pm
You are right but I think what that other guy was saying was that the Americans really got into it "in earnest" on D-Day.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:54 am
...diverting to the Eastern Front and defeating the Russians - which, if they had been able to divert all manpower and resources, the Germans WOULD have done. Stalin begged for these diversions at the conferences with the rest of the Allied leaders.
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 8:53 am
Correction to all here...the US entered the war in 1942 against the Germans in North Africa and also in the invasion of Siciliy and then mainland Italy and southern France - all before 1944. It was the operations there that kept German troops from...
Mark - April 1, 2009, 5:31 pm
Learn History - It's nice to know that some one out there knows how to read a book.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 5:20 pm
The US did contribute to the war! True, not until '44 with a major fighting force. But the US pretty much mobilized the Red Army with the Lend Lease program supplying over 250,000 6x6 trucks among other things. The death toll in the east was massive.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:27 pm
f*** team effort Americans did nothing in the war to help any of the world
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:37 am
As for the Soviets winning the European war, I think it was a team effort. They couldn't have done as well as they did without the US fighting the Germans on the Western front and Italy. Hitler's biggest tactical mistake was Operation Barbarossa.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 11:33 am
I can agree that "80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets" but to put that into perspective, the Russians started killing Germans on June 22, 1941. Americans didn't start in earnest until June 6, 1944.
Learn History - April 1, 2009, 10:21 am
80% of the German casualties were on the Eastern Front against the Soviets. They won the European war, the US only helped! In Yalta FDR and Churchill agreed with Stalin that the Red Army would take Berlin, the bloodiest battle in history!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:09 am
Have you been to Canada? Everyone really is nice, and that stuff they call 'bacon'? That's not the USA!! Our bacon is smoked and long and stripey, not unsm,oked and...oh god... circular. *sob*
.... - January 14, 2009, 9:48 pm
Canadians didn't do **** in the war. Plus canadians are exactly the f***ing same as the US anyway. It's practically the same country, really it is.
american - January 14, 2009, 9:51 am
a western front is the only reason germany couldnt crush russia. Russia was next to germany AMERICANS liberated the rest of europe WHILE fighting the japanese in the pacific..we should have let you all rot in a socialist hell.
americaneagil - December 10, 2008, 6:53 am
so wat we still the bestest ****ry on planit erth. thats why we in the middle of all th maps.
jrrjrs - November 27, 2008, 11:19 pm
Russians get left out, us canadians get left out...face it Americans are greedy,self righteous little a**holes who think they won every battle they were in....hmmm that's why your STILL fighting in the middle east....yeah that's cause no one has your bac
eric - November 15, 2008, 12:33 am
it would have tooken us 63 years at most! to make almost everybody talking english, too bad we make their kids make our shoes?(not implying the people at friendly Sears does that)
Sean - November 14, 2008, 1:56 pm
Wow, I'll never understand the war in Vietnam. But thanks for trying, it means you care.
THeDRiZZLe - November 14, 2008, 1:40 pm
OK, time for a quick histroy lesson everyone. The Allies agreed to let the Russians take Berlin. The western Allies could ahve made a run for it too, but Stalin wanted it. The war betwen Germany and Russia was personal. Talking trash over this is tard
Great Mother Russia - November 13, 2008, 4:15 am
I was under the distinct impression that we're speaking Russian *DESPITE* the Yanks!
Hitler - October 16, 2008, 6:06 pm
One more warning and then I'm calling the Ges***o! OFF my lawn NOW!
B - October 16, 2008, 3:40 pm
Russia beat us to the city but we were tied up with the rest of Germany.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:59 pm
it's actually called Farsi, and what does Persia have to do with this?
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:20 am
Also, the german U-boats were hitting the US coasts : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Happy_Time
RnR - September 2, 2008, 5:17 am
The Atlantic Charter... then Pearl Harbour. Look it up.
Shtoink - September 2, 2008, 3:20 am
the germans didnt attack us so why did we bother helping europe anyway?
Dave - September 1, 2008, 4:05 pm
Russians, were there any in Rome or Tokyo?
Hitler - September 1, 2008, 3:35 pm
Hey! You kids get off my lawn!
killersheep - August 31, 2008, 8:35 am
hey sparky those are russians in the picture. they were on our side.
SuperSparky - August 31, 2008, 8:11 am
No, we were too busy liberating the rest of Europe from the a**holes in Berlin. Sorry we missed that one. Stop your whining, without Americans you'd all be speaking Russian or German, or even Pharsie.


4 WHEEL DRIVE - Russian style




LUBE -


TAGS: lube lyube ljube lubeh lyub russia russian
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Reinhardt

Nagori - August 22, 2010, 11:43 pm
It translates "lube combat", and just "Lube"..... if not mistaken, then they're saying countries love the Soviets for creating a*** lube. How cute.......
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 1:35 pm
Translation..."not worth bombing".
Iconoclast - August 12, 2010, 10:34 am
So, let us in on the joke. Give us the translation.
Nagori - August 12, 2010, 9:32 am
Unfortunately, most people who are able to truly read and understand this probably won't find it funny..... (Unless you're from a Slavic country once owned by the Soviets anyway.)
Derek - July 29, 2009, 10:40 pm
What you say???


RUSSIAN SUV'S - When showing off in a Hummner is not enough.


TAGS: russian suv s
Rating: 3.56/5

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NO LIVER - Yeah no livers, only Russians, their vodka would kill them in one sip.




SPACEDOG -


TAGS: she broke his heart when she turned out to be a russian spy named laika
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 9:10 pm
5L
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 8:46 pm
Yes, it is a sad tail of youthful hi-jinks, puppy love and espionage. And it's full of peril. Lots and lots of sweaty all night peril. Thanks Trash. 5Ls.
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 12:49 pm
great tribute. 5l"s


NO BISCUITS FOR ME - Now, give me my damn vodka glass back!


TAGS: russian vodka alcohol
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

Current Resident - October 18, 2010, 4:11 pm
I'll bet that's right GZ. I found the picture on a Russian web site, which of course I couldn't read. Cheers
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:29 am
Ah, I remember that poster growing up. That was a poster against drinking.


WORLD WAR II -


TAGS: world war ii russian usa army raf french resistance
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by verd

Bah - September 17, 2009, 2:34 am
then they came "home" not "hope"; my bad
Bah - September 17, 2009, 2:34 am
Lots of Cherokees in the Marines in the pacific. Lots of Navajo in cryptography in europe. Then they came hope to get evicted from their land and "resettled" again. Most modern 'Injuns' that stay on reservation land are in poverty, not Casinos.
Acey - May 2, 2009, 1:11 pm
I asked but the Injuns are too busy counting their casino income right now.
barockeva - March 25, 2009, 4:14 pm
When you capture land, it's yours to keep till someone else takes it. Just ask the Injuns.
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 11:22 pm
I agree that everyone did their part during the war but Russia failed to give back the countries they captured. Kinda screwed up on their part wasn't it?


FINALLY -


TAGS: confederates russian flag youth
Rating: 1.83/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:39 am
People who hold beliefs similar to the CSA are considered to be traitors and should be dealt with accordingly.


the russian army -


TAGS: russian army discipline punishment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 11:28 pm
Hopefully it's at least one! I loved this pic, the caption probably would have worked better if it had been the North Korean army.
BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 11:23 pm
In every crowd there's at least one person who recognizes BS for what it is...


I Have An Idea ! -


TAGS: electricity 1920 first time russians
Rating: 4.31/5

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MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:28 pm
And exactly what is it that you believe Silvie...I suggest you think carefully if you reply...thanks for the 5L's hun.
Silverheart - May 24, 2013, 12:06 pm

I believe it. 5 newly illuminated Lions.


Russian Divorce -


TAGS: marriage russian divorce vladmir putin
Rating: 4.11/5

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GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:16 pm
Yeah, I see that now, looks like he’s doing all he can to keep from busting up…been ‘er, during solemn events no less…it’s torture for me. I’d be in a gulag in the first half hour if I set foot in that country
Cannabal - July 2, 2013, 4:57 am
No, that's his happy face. You can't tell, because, well, y'know, Russians.
GaryO - July 1, 2013, 10:05 pm
‘Pootin’….heh, how on earth can anyone have a name like that……although, in that pic, he does look like he’s a Pootin


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -




RUSSIAN IDEA -


TAGS: yellow submarine hydroplane russian dkranoplan
Rating: 3.93/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - April 6, 2011, 11:41 am
I'm Russian, it's Russia, and anything with Russia in it I give a good vote.
RetiredUSNChief - April 6, 2011, 2:53 am
Sweet! Actually...it did indeed leave the drydock. It just never went into production.


RUSSIAN ADOPTIONS - Getting toddlers through Customs one carry-on bag at a time.




GIVE HER REGARDS TO BROADWAY -




CHEKOV - A RUSSIAN INVENTION




FINE DINING - In Leningrad people are a delicacy!


TAGS: russian leningrad zombies cannabalism
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by spacemarine981

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:37 am
The insult is felt by all 2,116,252 who were murdered in Leningrad.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 9, 2010, 7:21 pm
Awesome frikin flick. Don't remmeber the name though. the HERO, his bro and their girls were smoking shrooms zat turned them into zombies. He shoots zem after they turn. But the cops arrestimicate him as he tries 2 shoot himself. He then infects county
spacemarine981 - December 11, 2009, 7:02 pm
spacedog I think they are doctors all the zombies are wearing scrubs
spacedog - December 11, 2009, 2:52 pm
Is the guy being eaten a police officer or prison guard? The others are all dressed the same so they could be inmates or a dance company.
spacedog - December 11, 2009, 2:49 pm
The pic is cool, SM981. I didn't get the reference quite the way you intended. I just thought it another "In Soviet Russian, bread line eats you." kinda thing and they have been done to death...er...undeath. We still get them.
spacemarine981 - December 11, 2009, 2:38 pm
k I just wanted to make sure thanks for the criticism. This was my second motifake I think. Any tips for making other ones or how I could have improved this one?
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 6:32 pm
We get it, but the poster is not funny at all. Sorry, but keep trying.
spacemarine981 - December 10, 2009, 6:31 pm
do people get the reference though? during the siege of Leningrad during WWII Russians had to resort to cannibalism because they ran out of food.
Zed - December 9, 2009, 8:11 pm
As General of the 1st Zombie Battalion, I find this poster tasteless and offensive. That picture was obviously taken in Munich. Leningrad's streets are filthier.
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:35 pm
It's only offensive feature is the lack of creativity.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 7:33 pm
I dont find it funny.
spacemarine981 - December 9, 2009, 7:30 pm
is the Leningrad cannabalism too insensetive or is this not nearly as funny as I think it is? I am new to demotivating(?)
spacemarine981 - December 9, 2009, 7:28 pm
is the Leningrad cannibalism to insensitive or is this not as funny as I think it is?


Winter war fashion victim -




Just blame it on the Russians. -




Dear Russian Times -


TAGS: rt com russian times terrorist marines
Rating: 4.64/5

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Bandit5906 - August 22, 2015, 5:44 pm
CNN's was worse: claiming an actor was injured, in the European edition!
EmilioDumphque - August 22, 2015, 5:04 am
Unarmed!
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:23 am
OoRah!!!! 5 LOL lions! Luuuuuv IT!


Russian Mafia Mercenaries. -




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